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[20 Feb 2008|04:30pm]
i should have gone to uni!
wheeeere will i find a job?
i need help.
REAL help.
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[30 Nov 2007|05:03pm]
excuse me, but....






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beetle [16 Nov 2007|11:11pm]
ahhh its really funny
EVERY time i walk home from work all 10pm-ish there is ALWAYS a black beetle walking towards the opposite side of the street a foot or two away from the post box.
always the same place
looks like the same beetle (but i cant back that up).
last night Qclubbing with t3h following peeps (cbf doing the linkage thing)
chris karl emma ash yetti kane that guy dave? jeremy shannon kyle(baka!) andrew zorka more? probably...am i bitch for not remembering?
yes.
it was superfunhappytimes
and got nice n saucy and danced but it was hot and my hair got frizzy and quite frankly that angers me.
kane's work was so SEXY
tws the carlton hotel on swantson? and in reminded me of EXACTLY what i wanted my monologue to look like
only you CANT becuase its impossible.
i've finished my exams
and this "freedom" as such isnt so freedomy like i thought.
the roof of my mouth is currently burnt
and by-fuck its painful
so lyk, have a shit one, me!
stupid heat is so stupid and heaty
im tired so boi!
i love you all with large segments of my bloated heart.
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COLIN FIRTH: GET INTO HIM (i sure will!) [02 Nov 2007|04:49pm]
[ mood | quite the happiness! ]

PHOTO RICH BUT YOU LOVES IT! )

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FUN! [15 Sep 2007|06:26pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

airins laz0r f0rc3 was just so much
FUN
i had so much
FUN
it was
FUN
i dont think you're understanding the
FUN
i had!

fuck me it was
FUN.

the aftermath was awesome too
and look...
i loved it.
i did
i was SHIT as it
but i DID come 12th in the last game
i have an urge to improve and i DARE you all to come do it again...but later
heaps later...
after exams?
in box hill?
HOT
see you there all you home-wrecking slurrys!

sending my love, from one slapper to another! represent!
cliffs racist!
like...unfunnily
 


what was lol
cliff- "you what else is funny?....jokes!"
kyle- "name ONE!"

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[05 Mar 2007|06:24pm]
hello dears.

im hoping ya'll feel obliged to take this

if not

did i mention you look shit in that skirt/hat/trousers/sweater-vest/shoes/vagina?



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[22 Feb 2007|06:58pm]
SO MUCH HATH HAPPEND
well actually
it hasnt really
it started to happen...
but then it just didnt
so now im all "what happened to that happening?"
all in all
i feel the same.
the same as what, you ask?
i dont know.

omg!
i just found this grape beside the keyboard i sneakishly abducted and eloped with to the netheregions of up stairs and to the computer like DAYS ago!
silly me forgetting to eat it.
its no good now
WAY past the ten second rule!

OMGISAWBLINDGUARDIANYOUDONTUNDERSTANDTHATWASSOAMAZING

im not making any efforts to maintatin a happiness homeostasis
although im not at all not happy.
just not optimum.
its just this year.
just 2007
its just being its self
2007 seems such a disgusting prospect.
2008 seems like it will never come

i am off to band camp tomorrow.

netball is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO great.
like gah! i would rather play that forever rather than anything else.
srsly.

im going to go to southaz soon to do the following.
get things
see that person, whats her name? alannah or something.

man i miss people already.
i miss parma.

PLEASE get colder mr sunshine!

okayokayokay i better get the fuck out of here
my getaway car is prepared.
but is my hair okay?

i'll make a photo post sometime
i have some good ones accumulated
pffffffft when ISNT  a photo of me good?
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[27 Jan 2007|12:16am]
parmaz on wednesday was FAN!
EVERYONE was there
in the WORLD!

today was a good day.
work all day. but with linda and alannah (and porn-star bridgid for a bit)
but all the while it was frustrating and not so busy
splendid.

THEN!

it was so raaaaaaaaaaaandom.
i made alannah and linda come for dinner.
HAHAHAHA
with joffa and everything
it was lovely.
i could so smother the both of them with duck-down-pillows and then admire their  sweetly "slumbering " bodies!
i just COULD!

 linda brought A godji berry!

amy had a bbq not long ago
it was.
amazing
i just...CANT  figure out what the HELL that moisture on the outside of my glass is!
can anyone help me?

gemma had  a snaked on plane night
and that was ALSO awesome!

im going to go lather myself with soap and water and then spray fake tan on myself int he hope i smell like chyken AND look ridiculous for this thingo tomorrow.
ANNNNNND im staying at ellises for two days
my life.
is sweet.
(for the next two days)

AND AND AND
im going to hampton tomorrow real quick to get fisherman pants to look like a hippie for BDO
thats TOTE my theme this year
fitting, no?
i dont even know whos PLAYING at BDO
FAKRYSSAKE! (if you can dysipher that i'll totally give you money, not much obviously)

gah
i forget the things i need to add to this
like i go away for a few seconds and POOF
all is gone.
ANYWAY!
alright.
i'll totally fuck off now

chris is baaaaaaack
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[12 Jan 2007|10:01pm]
because i was vain and wanted to be spoken about, i have to keep my word to number. sev.

Leave your comment here and I will:
1) Tell you why I friended you
2) Associate you with a song/movie
3) Tell a random fact about you
4) Tell a first memory about you
5) Associate you with an animal/fruit
6) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
7) In retort, you MUST spead this disease in your LJ
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[05 Jan 2007|10:27pm]
nuh!
i HAD to tell you

im SO excited!
theres a viking movie called pathfinder coming soon
and int he meantime pans labrynth will suffice...
*happy sigh*
movies are finally picking up

oh, and sort of apocolypto and authura thingo
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[05 Jan 2007|08:57pm]
[ mood | tired ]

NO SRSLY! 
WHERE'D AUTOSAVE GO?

fucken.

i was saying...
the hieght of rudeness lurking in the air atm is ridiculous!
People have been just so horrible
especially customers.
they wont rest. and i just dont uderstand why!
why do people feel so fucked over?
why do they feel like victims of sourcery?
what have i done?

NYE was fucking fantastic.
i loved it.
i went to Rye.
i finally saw linda drunk.
8 DRINX! THATS SO MANY DRINX! LOOK HOW MANY DRINX THAT IS! |||||||| ITS 8!

i've been working like MAD
i've been on pretty much every day. every day except new years day and christmas day. (bar ONE other day)
i'm not sure how i feel about that.
but i look forward to pay day.
and over this time i've steped closer to my finland goal. sort of
at THIS current time. all i can do is holiday
sigh.

i miss so many people. i just want to see everyone and squish them like an anaconda!

there were these couple of nights where i managed to feel exactly like i wanted to.
bored.
i LOVE being bored.
i love being at home and its all sunny outside
and im super bored!
and i can go..
"z0mg im so0o0o0o0o b0r3d ~~lyks~~ w0t can 3y3 d00?"
and then i can go do STUFF!
like. 
i can kidnapp alannah from her worrying mum.
i can roam around with sunny in bunnings. 
i can jam on da GI-tarr
i COULD do so much more. i want mooooooore boredom!
its gone now :(
gemma. 
if you're reading. 
i miss j00!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i have so much to say
but i dont know where it is.

im scared of next year.
rofl! i mean 
this year.

2007 has come into play the way a week of exams do.
you stare at your time table and breathe out heavily and think "this is going to hard" 
i cant find too much enjoyment in my daily life to come.
and i have to do it for AAAAAAAAGES
CBF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kk?
wait wait wait.
SHMAYBE i'll achieve those little things i want to achieve.
the things that dont require much external influence.
more an internal thing.
j00 dig?
i'll have to accept that i wont see people and i'll loose touch with them
and they'll slowly forget me too.
but thats okay.
it will be okay!

i LOVE cherries.
my lord!
i do.

i HATE 
people cracking their knuckles 
and scratching walls or paper or blackboards with nails
(n feet. but its summer so...okay. FINE let em hang out with ya wang out)

last parma was great.
thankyou.

im tired but its hot. 
what an unwelcome situation

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[25 Dec 2006|12:45pm]
[ mood | full ]

silly autosave!
where did that amazing feature go?
i did a complete blow by blow accound of every sing day of 2006
and its all gone.

so.
it was christmas ey?
hmmm
i didnt get to sleep in enough. 

today i ate too much
and so i took a photo of myself after lunch...its not a flattering angle, but it will do.



thats waht happens when you dont pace yourselves kids!
but just look at my breasts.
mmm they were definitely a pro-style consiquence

my stomach and i arent speaking to eachother anymore.

but hey. my hair just smelt like roses all day!

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i believe that when you are angry all the red corpuscles in your blood fight with the white ones [12 Dec 2006|03:10am]
[ mood | woheva ]

updat3z on t3h lyfz0r!

school out
its HOT!

last week i had a day or two where i was realizing my average-ivity
becuase im pretty av at everything
im av at a lot of things...but i think i'd rather be close-to-shit at some and super-good at others, rather than an all 'round mediocrity.
FO' INSTANCE
netball...yeahhhh i can play
music... yeahhh i spose a bit o that
work... well yeah i can do my job
school...i dont fail but the marks are av.
social life...not b00ming but its satisfying enough considering.
acting...not made for broadway but im not as hopeless as some.

does passion play a big part in being above-average at something?
maybe thats what i lack...
i'll go for a mighty hunt
but for now...nup.

ANWAY back to the point
i waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas feeling average
but the day before and yesterday i had a good time
after netball we went to the beach
we sat all picturesquely on a beach box and played some tunez and chatted
then went to wade in the water and threw blue tubing around
and then i played thong slap and was then pwned and shoved in the water
and then amzie and i tote got chris
and we was all lolWETlol!
i ended the night with a slurpie and thats LITTERAL icing on days resembling cakes.

yestersay was good too
gave blood
totally have track marks!
i saw millie and MAN do i miss that slut.
i had been too long

then lindie-pants drove me to st kilda where we walked along the beach
BUT IT WAS WINDY AND COLD
and i was screaming because i was wearing shorts and sand was being SHOT grain by grain onto my legs at SUPER high speeds
its was hilariously painful.
some old codger was filming it too.
i think becuase i got in the way of his shot, but...WOH EVAH!
we had these AMAZING chyps and the gave us lmaonayse with it.
linda and i are all? are j00 all nutz?
but NO they WERENT! best shit EVER to eat chyps with!
myyyyyyyyy goodness!
we talked for AGEZ and it was brill. and i wish it went longer but the parking ran out.

work.
i have brought a friend of mine into the muff brakkaz family
i DONT regret it at all
shes amazing at the job and i love the cunt
but she totally surpassed me and i feel almost threatened.
i dont quite know how to be better at this job.
i think this summer i will take the time to obsearve more intracate details
involving stock orders and things.
infact, possible ordering them myself if i am allowed.
or even help bake?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i havnt been online for AGES
and when i come on its for a short time
its a mixture finding something to do on here
and not being allowed on.
becuase althought i have cut down my internet time by at LEAST 70% if i hop on every other day for that hour or so out come these bastard parents yelling like they've been wainting, anticipating the oppertunity!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THERE ITS NOT HOMEWORK GET OFF YOU'RE SO SELFISH WHY ARENT YOU STUDYING YOU ARE FAILING HIT THE BOOKS AND CLEAN THE HOUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!"
alllllllllllllllllllllrighty!
no, you're right, its NOT homework
its the beginning of my HOLIDAYS where i will do some study but perhaps not TODAY and....hangon a second, what are YOU doing home?
why arent you at work ?

i had this play right?
they were 3 short plays by noel coward
i CANNOT believe they went ahead
so many porblems SO many issues with them
we had no one to act in them
no one to help
about 5-6 REALLY put this together
and then rest came for the bare minimum
i SUPPOSE im grateful
there's no use holding grudges against people
and pissing them off
it makes life so much harder.

i developed this new philosophy on life
its linked with the ultimadum of goals,
happiness.
but the thing is
its totally amazing in theory.
and its all...
yes... that is the way people should live.
but once put into practice. theres disapprovement.
theres flaws and faults like any other philosophy.
perhaps thats why there are so many and not just one
its one where you cant live it unless everyone else is.

lately i've had a BILLION (only a slight exaggeration) bad dreams
they have been horrible (oh my)
and i've woken up feeling the way i felt about something/someone in the dream, in real life

my iPod is sick
i have no discman batteries
and lack of music is becoming depressing
i never realised HOW much of a void it filled
i think i have to fully restore it, theres no going back this time.
last time this happend my brother did something to fix it.
but it wont do it again
so everything will be wiped....SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
it will give me a chance to reorganise it.
but the thing is.
i have somemusic from some other people's computer on there
and i REALLY dont want to loose it.
but i suppose its already lost if im not able to listen to it now.
but then again, it should be hidden away in its folders.
i'll just have to have a day where i sit down and attack it

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i have to go hang some clothes out and then hit the gime with linda.


bio results were meh...


i've written a rather robust amount i think!

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j00 tub3 [11 Nov 2006|09:45am]
[ mood | hmmmm? ]

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[03 Nov 2006|12:17pm]
[ mood | silly shift work ]

apex chio showed me THIS today



IN OTHER NEWS
if you're freezing something
is that a form of cooking?
i think it is.

twooooo moooorrreee weeeeks

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[30 Oct 2006|06:00am]
[ mood | WHEEEEEE ]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM HAVING THE BEST DAY! :D
i just feel like jumping to a big bl00 p00l with all my clothes on! (sans my phone! kay?)

this morning i had my biology exam!
and it was AWESOME!
it was almost FUN!
no.
BUT
it totally went better than the midyear exam.
beucase that was truely a harsh back-hand to t3h face
THIS ONE was a friendly/encouraging/good sprotsmanship slap on the bum as you run out onto the football field of life!
AND
the sun is positively SHINING with golden rays of LOVE!
my lunchtime was MAGNIFICENT!
i laughed and rolled in hey! (down by the bay)
(we reminiced about the time i ate a feather. and how that feather has now somehow layed eggs and grown pigeons in my stomach, which has adapted to its acidic environment and surviving just fine!)
then my sluts and i were 15 minutes late for assembly becuase we just didnt notice the REST of the school get up and walk off to class.
and it was a beutiful moment!

this morning before the exam i got some slim cock from VAG228 and sucked it whilst reading over some shit
AND!
that crap i read over JUST then was TOTALLY in the exam.
HOT! 

I LOVE this guitar thomas won LOVEITISAY!

AND i got tree-fitty subgay! monday=chicken fillet!

i drew a REALLY nice palm tree in art today too!

I LOVE summoning! oh they are just fantastic!
the intro flute its just BRILL!

look...

I LOVE YOU ALL! xoxoxo

EDIT: AW! my brother just bought me a corona! and put lime innit!
you fucking legend....
way to fucking know my fav!
we're related today!

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[24 Oct 2006|12:40am]
[ mood | gah ]

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
LETS UNITE TO CARRY OOOOOOOOON!


gah!
i had a meeting with ms eagan, whom is a magnificent pole dancer, and hopefuly just as good at organizing subjects for next year
ESSENTIALLY
i didnt get psychology
instead i have to do health  :(
which will be...
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS HIV THEN YOU GET AIDS AIDS AIDS
NO GLOVE NO LOVE LADIES!
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!

JUST becuase im on the computer, DOESNT mean im not studying hard. (lol hard)
knowing i've completed sufficent amounts of lj-ing and bispacing will definately increase my productivity by 15%

i think that greetings are used in the wrong context
eg good morning.
is it a statement?
a conversation starter?
are you supposed to say something back like..
"why yes! you're correct! it is!"
or
"if you say so"
ooorrrr
was in initially a question?
"good morning?"
"no"
or
"meh, ekasa e sukasa" (sp?)
or
"fucken a it is."

WOHEVAH

FUCKING HAIL SLIM COCK.
our sould provider - sweet vag 228.

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[18 Oct 2006|11:43am]
[ mood | gah! ]



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[13 Oct 2006|12:05am]
[ mood | meh ]


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[10 Oct 2006|07:37pm]
[ mood | woh evoh! ]

This morning came without any warning, when my sisters surrounded me, wrapped me in scarves, tied up my bootlaces, thrust a cap on my head, and stuffed a baked potato in my pocket.
“what’s this?” I said.
“you’re starting school today.”
“I ain’t. im stopping 'ome”

"now come on, Loll. you're a big boy now."
"I ain't"
“you are.”
“boo-hoo.”
They picked me up bodily, kicking and bawling, and carried me up to the road.
“boys who don’t go to school get put in boxes, and turn into rabbits, and get chopped up Sundays.”
I felt this was over doing it rather, but I said no more after that. I arrived at the school just three feet tall and fatly wrapped in my scarves. They playground roared like a rodeo, and the potato burned through my thigh. Old boots, ragged stockings,torn trousers and skirts, went skating and skidding around me. The rabble closed in; I was encircles; grit flew on my face like shrapnel. Tall girls with frizzled hair and huge boys with sharp elbows, began to prod me with hideous interest. They plucked at my scarves, spun me round like a top, screwed my nose, and stole my potato.
I was rescues at last by a gracious lady – the sixteen-year-old junior-teacher – who boxed a few ears and dried my face and led me off to The Infants. I spent the first day picking holes in paper, then went home in a smouldering temper.
“whats the matter loll? Didn’t he like it at school, then?”
“they never gave me the present!”
“present? What present?”
“they said they’d give me a present.”
“well now, I’m sure they didn’t”
“they did! They said: “you’re Laurie Lee, ain’t you? Well, just you sit there for the present.” I sat there all day but I never got it. I ain’t going back there again!”
But after a week I felt like a veteran and grew as ruthless as anyone else. Somebody had stolen my baked potato, so I swiped somebody else’s apple. They Infant Room was packed with toys such as I’d never seen before – coloured shapes and rolls of clay, stuffed birds and men to pain. Also a frame of counting beads which our young teacher played like a harp, leaning her bosom against our faces and guiding our wandering fingers…



HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS! STEVE! one more year man. THEN we'll be fully \m/
DF- o0oo0o0o0o0 o0o0o0o0o0o o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o o0o0o0o0o0o0
SA- ITS MY MINIONS VS THEE!
S- NO VOICE, NO SOOOOUUUUNNNDDDD *flute*

YEAH WORD STEVE! THATS SO0O0O0O TRUE! IM GLAD YOU AGREE!

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